January 8, 2006

 

 R.I.P. Dallas Cowboys 2006

 

Hello Great Cowboy Nation, this is probably the worst I have felt since me and T.O. took 14th place out of 15 teams in the Egg Toss competition in the Pre Season Kickoff Carnival that the Cowboys host...If I would of known ahead of time that the guy could not catch a cold in the middle of blizzard with his feet wet, I would of never have picked the sorry S.O.B...But anyways, let me go ahead and get this over with...I do so with still a heavy heart...I can't seem to get that horrible sight out of my mind, it is like a bad dream that I can't let go...But before I get to my final thoughts on the great 2006 season, I have to address the Cowboy Nation for the final time...After the game I got to thinking of what my main man Tony Romo could do, if for some reason he is unable to recover from this devastating loss...For one, since his recent bout with slippy fingers, we know for almost a fact that it will definitely rule out bartending in some up scale restaurant in downtown Dallas...Another profession that has to be eliminated is Egg inspector, there is no way that Healthy Choice Eggs is going to trust this guy with checking their final product...And finally my cousin Egnacio has a glass repair shop that he said is hiring, but given the situation, I don't really think that Tony Romo is what he is looking for...So hopefully my main man can recover from this last game...So now that I have got the jokes out of the way I would really like to take the time to let all the COWBOY NATION know how much this past season has meant the the President/CEO of the Cowboy Nation himself...I have taken the time to address the Nation after Wins, and of course after the heartbreaking losses...I will always continue to support this great franchise no matter how big the wins and how devastating the losses...And I think that is what makes the Dallas Cowboy fanbase the most respected and proud fanbase in the Country, and maybe the main reason their are so many haters out there...So before I sign off for the last time this year, please let me remind everyone that the reason the Cowboys were able to take this great ride into the playoffs, was because the guy named TONY ROMO lead us there, so please lets appreciate the courage he showed when the guy had the guts to stand up on that podium and admit failure, because that is definitely the best characteristic that any quarterback or leader could ever posses, and I am glad that this MAN is going to be the face of the Great Cowboy Nation for years to come...See Ya Next Year...Cowboy Nation Over...

 

 

 

 

 

 

I Love the smell of Playoffs in the morning!!!
 
Hello Cowboy Nation...I apologize for the long layoff from the
postings, I just got done measuring all the footballs used in last Sundays game against the Lions, Some of those footballs did not look regulation size, and that might be the reason that the "Great White 9" could not hold on to it, or it could of been the pre game popcorn with Carrie Underwood, who knows...Any ways the past couple of weeks have been tough on myself and  the many Cowboy Nation supporters...I would also like to let everyone know that the rumor flying around about "THE COWBOY NATION"
starting the so called Seahawk Nation, is totally false...In times
like these I like to turn the attention of the Cowboy Nation to the great lyrics of the band called Chumbawumba...Those guy nailed it right on the head when they sang..."I get knocked down, but I get up again. Yeah your never going to keep me down". That's right. Who would of thunk it? A band named Chumbawumba would understand the state of the Cowboy Nation... I would also like to urge all Cowboy Nation to look at the age of this Cowboy team...Hell, their so young that at the beginning of the yearMichael Jackson had them going to the Super Bowl, so please don't get down on the young guys...Also, I am really getting sick and tired of people accusing my main man T.O. of not being a team player, I spit at that notion, last I checked there was no "I" in Owens, but there is a "WE"... And I can't  wait until Saturday night so "WE" can all start doing the "O"...Cowboys 31 Seahawks 28...Bring on Chicago!!!
 
 

T'was The Night Before Christmas

By : "The Cowboy Nation"

 

 

T'was the night before Christmas and all thru the night

Not a Texan was scoring, nor putting up a fight.

 

There draft picks were high, with many to choose

in hopes that when they played the Cowboys that they could not lose.

 

The fans are all cheering from their great sideline seats

with visions of David Carr getting sacked off his feet.

 

And Kubiak in his headsets and Andre Johnson in gloves

both of them wondering, "Where is the love?"

 

When out on the field there arose such a clatter

I jumped out of my seat, to see what was the matter.

 

Out on the field there came a huge roar

Unfortunate for Texan fans, It was Vince Young running for a

game winning score.

 

The great fans of Houston felt stabbed in the back

But quickly I reminded them of Mario's 1/2 sack.

 

But in the gloom of the evening what should appear

A Pro Bowl quarterback with eight teammates to cheer.

 

He whistled and shouted and called them by name

Now Owens!, Now Crayton!, Now Witten and Glenn!

on Barber! on Jones! on Williams and Ware!

To the top of the house where you see that great glare.

 

When they reached the house top they all stood and stared

For its a Super Bowl Trophy they are willing to share.

 

But before they left from where they were stationed

They wished Merry Christmas to the Great Cowboy Nation!!!

 

 

December 18, 2006

 

Who Dat? Who dat gonna beat them Aints?

Hello Everybody...Welcome back to the Cowboy Nation, we have been eagerly awaiting this day for some time now, once again America's Team will be making yet another appearece in the N.F.L. playoffs...For my Houston Texans fans, please let me take the time to expain what the playoffs are...See what happens is the top 6 teams from each conference get a shot to play extra games in the form of a single elimination tournament, in attempt to play in the championship game called "THE SUPER BOWL"...SO, now that I have explained the playoffs to my Texan fans, maybe now they can see what pure joy comes from being part of the COWBOY NATION, and having America's team yet again in the playoffs...Now as spokesman for the COWBOY NATION, an unfortunate incident did take place in the 1st quarter of the Falcon Fry on Saturday Night...My good friend T.O. took it upon himself to spit in the face of DeAngelo Hall...Now... Many COWBOY NATION haters have said on many occasions that T.O. sucks, well now we have evidence that if he does, the man don't swallow...But please, I digress...And what the H.E. double hockey sticks is with DeAngelo Hall...Calling for a suspension because T.O. spit in his face...What a joke...So what the COWBOY NATION is now calling for is a suspension for horrible play...Thats right...We are asking the Commisioner to consider supensions for the following acts...(1) DeAngelo Falls pretending that he could even attempt to cover T.O. on Saturday Night...such horrible play, and giving up 2 Touchdowns must warrant at least a 2 game suspension...(2) The New Orleans Aints getting smoked at home after their so called biggest win of the year by the lowly Washington Redskins and a rookie quarterback, that is at least a 4 game suspension for the entire franchise...(3) The Chicago "Panda" Bears playing their final 3 games against teams with a combined record of 7-35, and actually being proud fo Rex "You Play Really" Grossman's performance in those 3 games...That also calls for a 4 game suspension...And last but not least (4) The Houston Texans should be banished from the N.F.L for getting beat soooo bad that the 72 year old Vinny Testaverde actually got some playing time...thats right, I said Vinny Testaverde...Come on Texans fans, that was an absolute joke...So not only will the guy be cashing a Social Security check, but now thanks to the Texans the guy now is going to be getting a game check...What a shame...My one Christmas wish for this year is for this joke of a franchise to just go somewhere else and play for the next couple of years, Oh and of course Super Bowl #6, come on, do you really think there should be more Rocky movies than the number of Super Bowl wins for America's Team...Anyways, I would like to wish everyone involved in the COWBOY NATION a safe and Merry Christmas and of course a Happy New Year...COWBOY NATION OVER.

 

 

December 11, 2006 

 

Cowboy Nation "Fireside Chat"

 

Hello again Great Cowboy Nation...Many may think that due to the horrible defeat by Drew "Scareface" Brees and New Orleans Aints, as in New Orleans Aint going to beat the COWBOY NATION in the playoffs...That maybe a dose of reality may be setting in for the COWBOY NATION...But to be perfectly honest with the COWBOY NATION-ites, I was not really paying much attention to the game last night...As many know, I was planning my Christmas Party bash, and that is the time that is most important to me...T.O and myself have a party planned like nobody could even imagine...So to say that last nights game is going to serve as some type of rude awakening, I have to totally disagree...Now many have asked me...What does this mean to the playoff picture for the N.F.C.??? And I must say that it really don't change much, other than the fact that it makes the Chicago "Panda" Bears now the 3rd best team in the N.F.C...And what was the deal with Sean Peyton last night, trying to pull a fast one on the Big Tuna...Did he not see what happens in Star Wars when young "padawons" attack their mentors...Thats right, they get all their limbs chopped off and have to be put on a breathing machine and take baths in WD-40...So you better watch yourself Sean Peyton...Because The COWBOY NATION has now been successfully grounded and ready for the final three games...I just really feel bad for the Falcons...So me and T.O are going to get back to planning this Christmas Bash...COWBOY NATION, OVER...And by the way...Do the Falcons have large talons??? Nevermind.

 

 

December 4, 2006

Ladies and Gentlemen...Can I have your undivided attention please...I have just received a late breaking news story out of the Windy City...It is news that I'm sure will come to a shock to all...It appears that the Chicago Bears are now hoping to catch their own version of "THE Great White 9"...Earlier this year the Raiders surprised all by giving Jeff George a tryout, but the Chicago "Panda" Bears have taken this to another level...The "Panda" Bears have invited Uncle Rico to try out...Yes, you read correctly, Uncle Rico has taken a break from selling Nylon Polymer Bowls and the notorious Bust Must + to try and resurrect the quarterback problem in Chicago...Sources close to the "Panda" Bears report that Uncle Rico guarantees that with him at quarterback that the Bears are sure to "take state"...So COWBOY NATION, celebrate no more on Sunday's big win, because we now have a serious threat with the "Panda" Bears...Come on Rex, are you serious, a 1.3 quarterback rating...When I saw that stat I thought they were talking about the average minutes someone stayed tuned to the Texans vs Raiders game yesterday...Anyways, only news like that could trump what I have to say about the great showing by "America's Team" yesterday...Seeing Martin "Auto" Matica nail that 46 yard field goal yesterday just all but assured me that Super Bowl #6 is just a field goal away...Giving the COWBOY NATION a kicker that can kick clutch field goals is like giving Michael Richards a microphone at Showtime at the Apollo, DANGEROUS!!!...There seems to be no stopping the COWBOY NATION right now...And Mr. Archie Manning, I hate to be the bearer of bad news but Roger Staubach is still wondering if you were going to participate in the Old Timers Flag football game this weekend, because the COWBOY NATION would really love handing it to 3 Mannings in a three week span...And how fitting the next Cowboy victory will come against Archie Mannings very own New Orleans Saints...This is just too good to be true...So here is to showing Reggie Bush and the Texans, gosh darnit I did it again, I mean Reggie Bush and the Saints who the real team in the NFC is, and always will be...COWBOY NATION, OVER...Cowboys 31 Saints 13...

 

P.S. Just a little shout out, at the beginning of the year I predicted that Colt McCoy would lead the Longhorns back to the Fiesta...Too bad he led them to the Fiesta Texas Bowl instead of the National Championship Fiesta Bowl...COWBOY NATION, OOOOOUT!

HOW 'BOUT THEM COWBOYS

Hello Growing Audience, and welcome to the COWBOY NATION...Its a great day to be a part of the COWBOY NATION, We wake up this morning sitting atop the N.F.C. East, which means after next Sunday we will have this thing all but clinched...Because with the way the BOYS are playing right now its not a matter of "if" but a matter of "when"... As many saw on Thursday, America's Team took center stage on Thanksgiving day, and once again did not disappoint...That game will be forever be known as the "Turkey Day Massacre"...I was waiting for the N.F.L. to implement some type of "mercy rule" because by the 4th quarter I was watching the replay of DANCING WITH THE STARS...Hell, A.C. Slater put up a better fight than those sorry a$$ Buccaneers...If the Buccaneers would have played that way against the Texans they probably would have, nah, never mind, they would have won but it would have been a whole lot better game than what I got on Thanksgiving...And what can I say "THE GREAT WHITE 9" once again that guy was putting on a show...Heck, I think I even saw him ask the BIG TUNA if he could take a few snaps South Paw for a little more of a challenge...5 touchdown passes...you got to be kidding me...You know us Cowboys and the number 5...We just can't get enough of it...And how about the Man of the Hour...Mr T.O., how about that guy, the man has the heart of a lion...He could have done many things with that football, like give it to a cheerleader, maybe even the little kid in the stands, that more than likely would have put it on E-bay...but instead, the guy donates it to The Salvation Army...The way I see it, the kid that ends up with that gem, is just one less kid that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are going to have to adopt...
Because that kid now has everything he could ever need... Now, COWBOY NATION, in the next couple of weeks you will hear haters talk a lot about the Chicago "Panda" Bears, and their quarterback Rex "You Play Really" Grossman...But let me be the first to say... The best player that the "Panda" Bears have is the weather... SO I hope the weather in Chicago is really really cold because we all know what happened last year the "Panda" Bears hosted a playoff game in a frozen Soldier Field, that's right, how quickly they forget, they got torched by Steve Smith and the Carolina Panthers, who the COWBOYS defeated in Carolina twice in the past two years, so lets just hope its colder this year because that is the only thing that could possibly keep the red hot "GREAT WHITE 9" from leading America's Team to their 9th Super Bowl...And no that is not a typo, you read correctly, I said 9th Super Bowl...SO here is to beating two Manning brothers in a 2 1/2 week span...And hoping for a great turn out at the Annual Toys for Tots Softball Tournament at Houston Sportsplex...COWBOY NATION, OVER!!

Hello all once again, and Welcome to the COWBOY NATION...I have noticed
recently that the COWBOY NATION link has been growing in popularity, and judging from the number of hits it has been getting it looks like I have already passed the number of hits that Brad Ausmus and Adam Everett have had in the past year...Not a lot, but it is a start...However, some of the fans have been requesting that I let off the Californians a little bit, and I must say that I will strive from this point on to never let that happen... Especially after this past weekend...I actually was hoping they would win this past weekend...But lets face it Texan fans, you were playing the BUFFALO BILLS...The Killers Of Football In Texas, and sure enough they did it again...Watching a Houston franchise trying to beat the Buffalo Bills in football is like watching Cerrano trying to hit a curve ball...I just sit back and laugh...The funniest thing came at the end of the game when on the last returning kickoff the Texans tried to pull off the "Smoggy City Miracle" and win...That was hilarious...But Anyways Back to what this day should be about...and that was the Outstanding effort shown by "America's Team" yesterday...I think I actually saw "The Great White 9" walk on water yesterday...And of course after yesterdays HUGE win I have been getting non stop emails for entrance into the COWBOY NATION...And also, as you can imagine Cable sales are up since everybody is dishing the Dish after their spokesman choked on his fake mustache yesterday... And I believe now that the Cowboys dominated the Colts, that the BOYS now sit firmly atop with the Bears as the top contenders to represent the NFC in the Super Bowl...Now if Chicago could just win a big game on the road, then maybe I would be worried...But Honestly, how many times can a team play the Vikings, Packers and Lions in one year...Come on Bears... But in the Spirit of Thanksgiving I feel it is of the most importance that WE as the COWBOY NATION have plenty to be thankful for...For instance..5 Super Bowl Championships...8 Super Bowl Appearances...8 NFC Championships...18 Divisional Championships...Having the most playoff victories than any other franchise in the NFL... Not to mention 9 Hall of Fame Inductees, and also 17 members of the COWBOY RING OF HONOR... oohh and also 1 Dancing with the Stars Champion...T.O. is not the only Cowboy in Dallas that can dance...So Happy Thanksgiving to all, and here is the prediction for the week...Cowboys 26 Bucs 16...COWBOY NATION OVER !!

Can it get any prettier than it was on Sunday.. The "Great White 9" is looking like the greatest thing since sliced bread.. This kid has it all.. And not to mention he spirals are tighter than THE TUNA's sideline coaches shirts.. As long as Bledsoe keeps those orange peels fresh and the juice boxes cold, I can really see this kid becoming something special.. But lets face it COWBOY NATION, what happened on Sunday was a given.. And it all comes down to the HUGE showdown versus the Indianapolis Colts.. This is the game we have been waiting for.. The return to the Dynasty Dome in over 3 weeks.. Peyton Manning will understand real quick what real greatness is about whenever he walks onto that football field, and sees those 5 Super Bowl Championship banners.. 8 NFC Championship banners.. And 15 Eastern Division Championship banners.. And I know that COWBOY haters hate to hear those stats, but the only reason we talk about them so much is because we can’t hang them in the rafters like other teams.. Do you know what hanging all those banners would do to the roof?? Think about it.. And did I hear that stat right on Sunday.. I could of swore I heard the announcer say that Sundays win vs. the Jaguars at Jacksonville was the Californians first road win in 2 years.. GOODNESS Texan fans.. I guess there is another event you can add to the bi yearly event calendar.. Voting.. Olympics.. Ryder Cup.. ohh and a Texan Road win.. And here is a shout out to those 956 Texan fans out there, just this morning I got the fist release of the 2007 Texan Football schedule.. And I just can’t keep you guys in the dark, SO I will release it here on the DA BOMB SOFTBALL.com..

• Wk 1 - Texans vs. Jaguars

• Wk 2 - Jaguars @ Texans

• Wk 3 - Texans vs. Jaguars

• Wk 4 - Texans vs. Jaguars

• Wk 5 - Jaguars @ Texans (Battle Red Day)

• Wk 6 - Bye

• Wk 7 - Jaguars @ Texans

So get in line now Texan fans because with those games I really see you guys having a shot at the playoffs next year.. So good luck next week against a team not named the Jaguars.. COWBOYS 34 Colts 31.. And please note that I just missed last weeks prediction vs. the Cardinals, so please believe me on this one.. NATION OVER..

Hello again my faithful COWBOY NATION...I know many people thought that due to the heartbreaking loss to the much hated Washington Redskins that a post from the COWBOY NATION would not be in the works for this week... But ohhhh are you sadly mistaken...I have fully recovered from the loss and would like to let everyone know that I slept very well last night...
Similar to T.O. after that touchdown pass from "THE GREAT WHITE 9 / WONDERBOY" But after the great success of the Open Enrollment on Saturday at the 'PLEX it is my duty to reach out to the COWBOY NATION... Because Not only am I the COWBOY NATION President, but I am also a client...And I stand firmly behind the Great Cowboy Tradition...And that is more than I can say about the so called Texan fan base...Could you guys have layed a bigger egg yesterday... That was a disgrace...I was actually cheering for you guys to knock off the hated Giants...That would have been huge for the COWBOY NATION...But instead David Carr's washed up a$$ could not get it done...I hate to say this but David Carr is so washed up that parents are now telling their kids to David Carr before supper...And not only that I was talking to all the Texan fans the other day, and they both said that they were hoping for Sage Rosen-falls to get more snaps... GET REAL...but the funniest thing that I saw this weekend was a political commercial ad from Gov. Perry...and Gov. Perry is now saying that in attempt to "KEEP TEXAS BEAUTIFUL" he is goicxng to expedite the Houston Texans moving to California...Now that is just down right good politics...I don't know the man, but he has the COWBOY NATION vote...And I fully endorse his re-election...So while the COWBOYS are doing something this weekend that Houston Astros can't do, that is beat a team called the Cardinals...I will be making sure that all the Nation is getting ready for the ultimate meeting versus the Indy Colts...Yes I am already looking past the Cardinals...GO BOYS...COWBOYS 24 Cardinals 10...Nation Out!

RRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!Before I get started I would like to say that today's post is brought to you in part by Da Bomb Softball.com...Who would like to remind everyone to come on out this weekend for the Fall Iron Man @ Houston Sportsplex... The Cowboy Nation will also be present for "Open Enrollment" into THE NATION...And also if the Texans win this weekend at THE Meadowlands all entry fees will be waived...YEAH RIGHT...Dream On...That is too funny...

HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS !!!!!! I have already put in a petition to the NFL to have all primetime games involve the Dallas Cowboys... And also COWBOY NATION if you go to travelocity.com you can book the Cowboy NATION special travel package that includes round trip airfare, hotel accommodations and rental car to Miami, plus 2 Super Bowl tickets, just type in the campaign code "DAVID CARR SUX" and you are on your way...Yes, its true...its true...And how about "THE GREAT WHITE 9"...that kid was throwing darts all over the field last night...First to Owens, then Witten, then Glenn, then Fasano, then Crayton...That kid has more weapons than Maurice Clarrett can fit into his Ford Focus...Can you imagine what the Redskins are thinking right now...The BOYS beat them with Drew "Square Wheels" Bledsoe quarterbacking...imagine what is going to happen when "THE GREAT WHITE 9" invades FED EX field on Sunday... Its going to get U.G.L.Y... Cowboys 31 - Redskins 13...

Hello again My Great COWBOY NATION...As you all know The Nation did suffer a slight hiccup on Monday Night...But like you all know one must learn to crawl before he can sprint towards a super bowl ring...I remember my first year joining the Cowboy Nation at the young ripe age of 7 years old and watching the Great Troy Aikman lead the COWBOYS to a great 1-15 finish...But of course we all know what happened after that... But never at that time did the COWBOYS NATION ever stoop so low into saying this about the franchise

"Honestly, they have nobody on their team that I really want to go see play," said a North Houston resident. "I hate to say that about (receiver) Andre Johnson, but even he's not enough to make me pay to go see them.
"I used to die to get my hands on tickets to a game. I just don't feel that way about the Texans. I wouldn't go even if the ticket were free. It would depend on who they were playing. New Orleans or Tennessee, I'd go."

That was an actual quote pulled from a Houston Newspaper...That is sad... And deep down I'm happy the Californians.. I mean the Texans pulled one out on "BATTLE RED DAY". For the COWBOY NATION its like seeing our Little Sister win Prom Queen...We are all soo happy for you...Now all you have to do convince the league to let you wear those bloody tampon looking uniforms every Sunday afternoon...Win 2 more and a row Californians and that is called a "WINNING STREAK". I'm just glad David Carr gave up on not cutting his hair until they win 3 strait, because at about this time he would look like Troy Palumalu dropping back in the pocket...It will be an act of desperation before you will ever see the COWBOY NATION call for a "Battle Blue Day"...So Mr TEXAS HAMMER before you break your leg jumping back on the Californians banwagon... please get back to cracking that most important case of asbestos that must be in Reliant Stadium...because too bad for the Californians only 265 fans, 2 beer vendors, and the peanut guy was there to see that last game. THE COWBOY NATION IS STRONGER THAN EVER...12-4

I have a great idea for the TEXAS HAMMER. You can go hammer on David Carr #$%@ until you get lock jaw. Getting lucky twice in a year is a lot different than playing badly but now that we(cowboy nation) have a quarterback at the helm instead of a statue we have a great chance at our next superbowl ring. The only statues that needs to be in Big D are the one outside the stadium. Of coarse there will be some growing pains but all in all he is the next great one to come out of Dallas. Remember back in the day when we were Little Cowboy Fans our parents told us that practice makes perfect. That is exactly what Tony is going to get this week, just in time to make panther patties on sunday. Just a little note to Keyshaun Johnson in case he reads. You wont have that yellow practice jersey on this week against Big Roy. So get ready for a tooth rattling, decleating weekend. Besides that the real deal is a Cowboy now(T mfn O) and thanks to Romo he and the other Cowboy receivers will have more stats to read about in the paper now other than sacks. This just in the Texas Hammer has to cancel court appearance due to lock jaw and David Carr was seen on the set of his next H.E.B. commercial with a kool aid sized smile on his face.

Hello fans, Hold the applause...Sorry for the long wait for my next post, I just got done returning all of my furniture to Mattress Mac that I bought in hopes of a Texan win vs. the COWBOYS...You know us Mexicans... anything for some free furniture...Anyways back to my BOYS...Is there anything more American than having AMERICA's TEAM on Monday Night Football...Its as American as Apple Pie...The COWBOYS and Monday Night go together like spaghetti and meatballs, peanut butter and jelly, or for a more simple analogy...the COWBOYS and Super Bowls ! And Texan fans before you jump off that ledge remember, Sunday is "Battle Red Day"... WAHOOO! Give me a break, is this some type of sick trick to fool people into watching this sorry franchise...By the 4th quarter the Jaguars will have Reliant Stadium looking like a preseason J.V. High School football game...Your going to see so many empty seats at Reliant Stadium that it will remind you of the last time Whitesnake played the Rodeo there a couple of years ago...Texan fans how much longer until you run this team off...My guess would be in 5 years your dear Houston Texans will be known as the LA Californians...It is sad that the Buffalo Bills will forever be known as the killers of professional football in Houston...Yes Cowboys Nation, the same Buffalo Bills that we ended up beating 52-17 for Super Bowl #3 and 30-13 for Super Bowl #4...So on the bright side Houston fans its probably a good thing that you choked it out your a$$ that year... Because who knows what the COWBOYS would have done to the Oilers... Anyways there is a bright side Texan fans...There is that top 3 pick you are sure lock for in the 2007 Draft...And I hear that your scouts have that Middle Linebacker from South Central Idaho State high on their draft board...So im sure things are heading for a quik turn around...Anyways I got to go and get my Popcorn ready for Monday Night...Because its "GOING TO BE A SHOW"... COWBOYS 27 giants 10...

Hello To All on this Wonderful Monday Morning...How great it is to be an American...After watching "Americas Team" just totally dominate "Loop 610's Team"...(This just in, T.O. has just scored another Touchdown)... I must admit it is a great feeling...I must say seeing that # 8 hitting those Cowboys open recievers did bring back some joyous memories of Troy "HOF C/O 2006" Aikman hitting his open receivers...Thank You David Carr...(This just in, there is another Texan player down)...Goodness...I was waiting for that Aflac Duck to come across the screen yelling AAAAFFFLLLLAAAACCC!!! It is one thing to lose a game the way we did back in that 19-10 game that your organization has still yet to recover from...But to get Physically dominated in every sense of the game is downright unacceptable...(This just in, another Texans turnover)...That game back in 2002 will forever be know as "THAT ONE TIME"...Just Like "That one time at band camp..",ah the hell with it you know how the rest goes...So before I get the response that I know I'm going to hear, let me say it for you..."WAIT 4 MORE YEARS"...To be honest with you I don't think I can wait that long until T.O. turns that ONE EYED BULL you guys have on your field into DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION!!! See Ya later...COWBOYS 34-TEXANS 6...

I can't believe I got my first superstar email...Mr. McNabb, I can only imagine you sitting there watching the game just shaking at the possibilty that Drew "The Human Tackling Dummy" Bledsoe could have pulled off one of the biggest stunners in Philadelphia since that bartender guy played by Marky Mark and the Phunky Bunch in the movies made the Eagles team himself...Give me a break...You know good and dammm well that next time they play in the Dynasty dome it will be a different story...It is sad that a Texan fan has to cheer for an opposing team that actually has a chance to play at the Cowboys' level...Please check your self Mr McNabb before you run your pointless smack at the COWBOY NATION... The closest you will ever come to a Super Bowl ring is shaking Troy Aikmans hand in a post game interview after the Cowboys bring the pain in Dallas...Thank You Much...

The "Beast of the East" Dallas Cowboys and Roy "Eat Philly for breakfast and $hit'em out at dinner" Williams. D-Nabb better bring enough CHUNKY Chicken Noodle soup for the entire offensive line because their gonna need it. The Dallas "You gotta earn your STAR / America's Team" Cowboys just have to many weapons. They are called the BIG 5 in BIG D.

• 1. T.O, T.O and T.O

• 2. Terry Glenn

• 3. Jason Witten

• 4. Julius Jones

• 5. Drew Bledsoe

The magic number there is 5. What a coincidence they also have 5 Super Bowl Championships (1972,78,93,94,96). A 5 touchdown deficit which Dallas will win by. Unlike some former Texas teams we dont blow a 5 Touchdown lead in big games.Thanks Warren "USFL All-Star" Moon. He held on to his wifes hair when he was beating her. 3 Sacks by Demarcus Ware and 2 picks by Roy Williams. Hhhhmmmm 3 + 2 = 5 (The Magic Number). I hope whoever has D. McNabb doesn't start him this week. These aren't Campos's Cowboys, who provided the Houston fans their only highlight since Michael Jordan retired for the 2 so called Rocket championships. Those two chapmionships have bigger asteriks than Barry Bonds Balco BLASTS!!! This is the TUNAS TEAM now. It is amazing how a victory over "Americas Team" will affect franchise. Anyways back to the game at hand. We'll worry about that "waterbug" after Philly. Roy Williams is to McNabb like Pujols is to Lidge. LIGHTS OUT!! I will have plenty of popcorn ready for the game because like T.O said,"It will be a show." WHO'S NEXT?? after Philly, oh Reggie Bush, oh scratch that, I mean Mario "1 1/2 Sack" Williams.